What is Angry Amputees?
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A great punk band from California which sound like the distillers meet the decendents and all that shit in between. Their debut,
Molly likes her handjobs
and Toby's just a fat slob
They get drunk all day
And fuck their world away
Just like we did
Toby preaches kindness
and Molly's just his mattress
They smoke out all night
To try and to make things right
But that's what she said
That's what she said
Denise don't like needles
When she's face down in the street
But that's the way it goes
When you've sold you're soul
Can't fight your demons
Life's the bottom line
And still you waste your time
But that's what she said
That's what she said
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