Angry Amputees

What is Angry Amputees?


1.

A great punk band from California which sound like the distillers meet the decendents and all that shit in between. Their debut, Slut bombis out so buy it.

Molly likes her handjobs

and Toby's just a fat slob

They get drunk all day

And fuck their world away

Just like we did

Toby preaches kindness

and Molly's just his mattress

They smoke out all night

To try and to make things right

But that's what she said

That's what she said

Denise don't like needles

When she's face down in the street

But that's the way it goes

When you've sold you're soul

Can't fight your demons

Life's the bottom line

And still you waste your time

But that's what she said

That's what she said


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