Angry Bearded Pirate

What is Angry Bearded Pirate?

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The exact same as angry pirate only not only do you ejaculate into her eye, you ejaculate on her face also, you then take out your (previously) shaved pubic hair and shove it on her face, using the semen as glue. you then proceed with the angry pirate and voila! an angry pirate with a beard!

(sucking noises)...(jizz in eye and on face)

girl: WTF?

(smother hair on face)

girl: WTF?? (stands up)

(kick in shin)

girl: arrgghaaow!

You: AH angry bearded pirate!

See angry, pirate, bearded, facial, shin
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