Angry Celibate

What is Angry Celibate?

A guy who does the Angry Pirate, Angry Moose, or any other mean sex act, then finds that he can no longer get laid.

Angry Celibate: "I gave her an Angry Pirate, and she told all her friends and now there's not a girl in town who'll fuck me!"

See angry, angry pirate, mean, unfuckable

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