What is Angry Chris?
1.
A sexual act when you're giving your domesticated pet of choice a rim job and at the point of ejaculation, you kick it's legs out (or rip it's wings off) and take a shit over their face while screaming "FUCKING GAY CHESS RULES!"
"I was having fun with Sparky last night and since I was alone and horny, i gave him an Angry Chris. Then his owner came in and I gave the bitch one too."
See
Random Words:
1.
(Pronounced "goat slicker")
Someone who licks the goatse. Used as an insult.
Hey, goatselicker. Yeah, I'm talking to yo..
1.
when a girl is giving head slides her lips and teeth up and down the shaft of ur penis
that hoe gave me such a good etheopion flute
Se..