What is Angry Chris?
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A sexual act when you're giving your domesticated pet of choice a rim job and at the point of ejaculation, you kick it's legs out (or rip it's wings off) and take a shit over their face while screaming "FUCKING GAY CHESS RULES!"
"I was having fun with Sparky last night and since I was alone and horny, i gave him an Angry Chris. Then his owner came in and I gave the bitch one too."
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A forgotten hl mod that focuses on barney, and is better and longer than blue shift. Theres a new smg, pistol, and new melee weapons, al..
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a condition of extreme sexual arousal caused by contact with a fetus
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A popular UK drinking game.
One more than a John Craven.
Therefore the act of drinking 4 pints without a piss.
(4 UK pints is 2.27 li..
