What is Angry Chris?
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A sexual act when you're giving your domesticated pet of choice a rim job and at the point of ejaculation, you kick it's legs out (or rip it's wings off) and take a shit over their face while screaming "FUCKING GAY CHESS RULES!"
"I was having fun with Sparky last night and since I was alone and horny, i gave him an Angry Chris. Then his owner came in and I gave the bitch one too."
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A better version of the internet penis
Girl; I'm hungry.
Me: Suck on this (_)(_)==========D.
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Dodgy British car finance company that sells rubbish cars (e.g. ex rental Vauxhall Astras) to the desperate.
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