Angry Conductor

What is Angry Conductor?


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Inspired by the Angry Pirate, the Angry Conductor uses a modified approach where the male, being about to ejaculate, removes his member from his partner's mouth and ejaculates into his/her hair. The receiver of this spermy goodness then chases the donor around the room while using both hands to remove the semen from their hair, in a motion suggestive of an overly animated symphony conductor. Stick is optional.

"I gave Lisa an Angry Conductor last night. Big mistake; she'd just paid $150 to have her hair done. I'm in deep shit now."


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