Angry Doorman

What is Angry Doorman?

When performing oral sex on a male, yanking the zipper on their fly up at the moment of climax.

I'd finally gotten my girl to go down on me, and she gave me an angry doorman! I had to sit down to pee for a week!

See blow job, downtown, oral sex, rough trade

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