What is Angry Evan?
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To violently attack and subdue a random human target, preferably female. Once the target has been beaten into submission, the aggressor then proceedes to engage the victim in anal sex, while playing the song "Danny Boy" on the bagpipes.
(Upon initiation of attack)"ANGRY EVAN!"
"You've just unleashed an Angry Evan"
(With an angry look, surveying random pedestrians) "I'm feeling pretty angry right now"
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Not quite a dick waving contest, but invitation can be precipitated by what one believes is leading in the direction of said contest.
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Used most often used at the poker table, or in reference to a poker game.
An extreme form of tilt, often caused by a series of bad beat..
