What is Angry Evan?
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To violently attack and subdue a random human target, preferably female. Once the target has been beaten into submission, the aggressor then proceedes to engage the victim in anal sex, while playing the song "Danny Boy" on the bagpipes.
(Upon initiation of attack)"ANGRY EVAN!"
"You've just unleashed an Angry Evan"
(With an angry look, surveying random pedestrians) "I'm feeling pretty angry right now"
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al·might·i·er (ol-'mI-tE-&r)
adj.
1) to regard or refer to oneself as 1337, thereby proclaiming superiority over n00bs.
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A pint of alcohol. 2 male hands stacked on top of each other (8 fingers) are as high as a pint glass.
Give me eight fingers of your fin..
