Angry Jeweler

What is Angry Jeweler?


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The act of knocking your sexual partner's teeth out in order to use their blood as lubricantfor a particularly violent face-fuck

Guy 1: Yo, I gave Shirley an angry jeweler last night

Guy 2: I'm calling the cops

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