What is Angry Missionary?
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Another mean sex act, while on top as you are about to cum, (or as your partner is cumming) bring back your knee and slam it into their crotch as you jump off of them while screaming "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!"...
"Aaron was being a total douche last night so when I was riding him I decided to play the Angry Missionary on him. He cried like a little bitch :P"
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when you poop in the toilet and the impact of the poop hitting the water forces water to wet your botox
"Man that was a big one my..