What is Angry Missionary?
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Another mean sex act, while on top as you are about to cum, (or as your partner is cumming) bring back your knee and slam it into their crotch as you jump off of them while screaming "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!"...
"Aaron was being a total douche last night so when I was riding him I decided to play the Angry Missionary on him. He cried like a little bitch :P"
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A man who must ride waves of fat before he can have intercourse with an extremely obese woman.
Your daddy is a fat surfer because your ..
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Someone who screwed over other female sprinters who played by the rules who tried to get on the U. S. 2000 and 2004 Olympic teams by us..
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This is a combination of "what's goin on?" and "what's up?". I said this accidently the first time I talke..
