Angry Missionary

What is Angry Missionary?

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Another mean sex act, while on top as you are about to cum, (or as your partner is cumming) bring back your knee and slam it into their crotch as you jump off of them while screaming "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!"...

"Aaron was being a total douche last night so when I was riding him I decided to play the Angry Missionary on him. He cried like a little bitch :P"
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