What is Angry Monkey?
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After/while
"Oh look, Fahzan got angry monkeyed by his dad again"
"Oh look, Albenus got angry monkeyed by his dad again"
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When a girl goes down on you, swiftly grab her by the ears, face pump her hard, pull out, shoot her in the eye...and as she is temporarily blinded, punch a banana down her throat.
So...this puck slut is at our game, I give her the look and she follows to the locker room...she thinks romance, she gets an Angry Monkey. This ain't the movies beeotch, it's hockey.
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"That bitch cheated on me, Im goin to give her an angry monkey"
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When you are having sex and about to cum. Jiz in your hand and throw it at her like a angry monkey throwing poo at the zoo.
Right when I nutted I pulled an angry monkey and threw it at her.
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the act of tAKING A HUMUNGOUS SHIT AND THROWING IT IN SOME BICHES FACE
aFTER THAT SLUT PISED ME OFF I DECIDED TO GIVE HER AN ANGRY MONKEY