Angry Monkey

What is Angry Monkey?


1.

After/while fisting someone in the arse, you pull out a lump of shit and smear it in their face

"Oh look, Fahzan got angry monkeyed by his dad again"

"Oh look, Albenus got angry monkeyed by his dad again"

See Rayman

2.

When a girl goes down on you, swiftly grab her by the ears, face pump her hard, pull out, shoot her in the eye...and as she is temporarily blinded, punch a banana down her throat.

So...this puck slut is at our game, I give her the look and she follows to the locker room...she thinks romance, she gets an Angry Monkey. This ain't the movies beeotch, it's hockey.

See bj, angry, monkey, hockey

3.

angry monkey when a girl is giving head, once you shoot your load....punch her in the face to knock her out...put glue on her face and shave off your pubic hair onto her face...when she comes around, she'll look like a monkey, and be bloody angry!

"That bitch cheated on me, Im goin to give her an angry monkey"

See angry, money, ko, pube, blow job

4.

When you are having sex and about to cum. Jiz in your hand and throw it at her like a angry monkey throwing poo at the zoo.

Right when I nutted I pulled an angry monkey and threw it at her.

See monkey, angry, nutted, throw, poo

5.

the act of tAKING A HUMUNGOUS SHIT AND THROWING IT IN SOME BICHES FACE

aFTER THAT SLUT PISED ME OFF I DECIDED TO GIVE HER AN ANGRY MONKEY


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