Angry Mushroom

What is Angry Mushroom?

Slang reference to the male erection. Specifically used to describe someone with an exceptionally "hard"; yet, pitifully small erection.

GIRL 1: What happened with James last nite.

GIRL 2: He came out of the bathroom, nakid with an angry mushroom that made me laugh hysterically.

GIRL 1: Then what?

GIRL 2: He started cryin and left

See boner, erection, small dick, hard-on

Frotter

1. To gain erotic pleasure from rubbing up against random strangers in crowded public areas. When you feel somebody "Accidently"..

Headmastic

1. Something that is totally Awesome. This term would be used among bros when something exciting happens. Statement: Breh, I got some gna..

Crusty Crack

1. when ur ass is hairy, sweaty, and moldy and has acne from cheek to cheek. hey crusty crack! wash ur ass! See crusty, crack, ass, chee..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Angry Mushroom Edit Meaning