Angry Mushroom

What is Angry Mushroom?

Slang reference to the male erection. Specifically used to describe someone with an exceptionally "hard"; yet, pitifully small erection.

GIRL 1: What happened with James last nite.

GIRL 2: He came out of the bathroom, nakid with an angry mushroom that made me laugh hysterically.

GIRL 1: Then what?

GIRL 2: He started cryin and left

See boner, erection, small dick, hard-on

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