Angry Mushroom

What is Angry Mushroom?

Slang reference to the male erection. Specifically used to describe someone with an exceptionally "hard"; yet, pitifully small erection.

GIRL 1: What happened with James last nite.

GIRL 2: He came out of the bathroom, nakid with an angry mushroom that made me laugh hysterically.

GIRL 1: Then what?

GIRL 2: He started cryin and left

See boner, erection, small dick, hard-on

Unholy Hog

1. Another name for a very huge penis. Jimmy's got an unholy hog! See cock, dick, shlong, dong..

Jon Jon

1. A man who is very handsome, has a great personality, has the ability to get a lot of girls, flirts a lot, many girls like and would love..

Helmut Lang

1. A long helmet. If I was a fashion designer I'd be Helmut Lang, because I have a very long helmet...

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