Angry Optometrist

What is Angry Optometrist?

To ejaculate semen onto the face of a woman, taking care to saturate both eyelids' exterior with semen.

Man, I wish a could bust an angry optometrist on Isa's fine ass.

Erica Barter

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O-fer

1. To repeatedly try and fail. Reflection of sports game standings: as in the "oh" in "0-8". Used to describe the con..

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