Angry Optometrist

What is Angry Optometrist?

To ejaculate semen onto the face of a woman, taking care to saturate both eyelids' exterior with semen.

Man, I wish a could bust an angry optometrist on Isa's fine ass.

Lolowned

1. The addition of "lol" and "owned". Used in games when someone got killed like a shit and that you laugh for it. *C..

Lhswpaw

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Vagina Vampire

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