Angry Pig

What is Angry Pig?


1.

the act of wrapping bacon around your dick and having sex with your girlfriend; using bacon as a condom and forcing your girlfriend to eat it after cumming; fucking your girlfriend so hard she squeals like a pig in his own shit

"For breakfast, I gave my girl an angry pig!"

See angry dragon, porn, sex, dick, fuck

2.

When having sex, take X-lax before the activity, and then shit the liquid feces all over the bitch's body, rendering her like a piglet who rolled around in mud.

Optional: Jizz in her eye, thus making it a blind piglet.

I gave her an angry pig, now she's blind for life.

See cleveland steamer, donkey punch, angry pirate, angry penguin


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