What is Angry Racoon?
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Term coined after a man tried to have sex with a racoon and got his penis bit off. It means when you and your significant other had a fight and your girlfriend/boyfriend is sucking your dick and uses too much teeth because shes mad.
Guy 1: Sara got mad at me last night when I said her mom was a bitch.
Guy 2: Damn, what did she do?
Guy 1: Well I thought she was done being mad at me till she gave me an angry racoon later in the night.
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a word or phrase made up just to annoy the shit out of someone.
Oh yeah he was just saying that as an imaginary muffin.
See annoy, muf..
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To behave in combat the way a sofa would.
I will employ my sofa tactics as necessary.
See sofa, tactics, stealth, combat..
