What is Angry Racoon?
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Term coined after a man tried to have sex with a racoon and got his penis bit off. It means when you and your significant other had a fight and your girlfriend/boyfriend is sucking your dick and uses too much teeth because shes mad.
Guy 1: Sara got mad at me last night when I said her mom was a bitch.
Guy 2: Damn, what did she do?
Guy 1: Well I thought she was done being mad at me till she gave me an angry racoon later in the night.
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Random Words:
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Ejaculating into the eye of another or oneself
In attempting to give Jill a pearl necklace, the force of my load made her a Salty Cyclo..
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Passed out from a hella good high.
Brian: you were so curved out last night.
Jhef: that shit i got was FFIIRREE!
See passed out, fade..