Angry Racoon

What is Angry Racoon?


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Term coined after a man tried to have sex with a racoon and got his penis bit off. It means when you and your significant other had a fight and your girlfriend/boyfriend is sucking your dick and uses too much teeth because shes mad.

Guy 1: Sara got mad at me last night when I said her mom was a bitch.

Guy 2: Damn, what did she do?

Guy 1: Well I thought she was done being mad at me till she gave me an angry racoon later in the night.

See angry pirate, bitch, blow job, dick, teeth


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