What is Angry Roomate?
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In which a girl is giving a guy head on the edge of a bed, and her roommate walks in. Both tumble onto the floor, and the girl pops up guiltily as the guy hobbles onto the couch to hide his erect penis.
Steve: Yo, this is like the 5th time you've had to crash at my place! Wtf, man?
Jimmy: Yeah. Sorry, man, but I keep getting evicted for pulling angry roomates!
Steve: Assface. Don't be a wenis. Cover your penis.
Jimmy: I did...with the couch.
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