Angry Seal

What is Angry Seal?


1.

A sexual act where when a male is having sex with a female on the beach, pulls out, rubs his member in the sand, and then slides it back into her vagina.

I gave that ho an angry seal and she loved it

See angry, seal, sex, beach, sand

2.

When a girl gives a guy a blowjob and swallows his load.... then he proceeds to punch her in the stomach.... where she then yelps like a seal claps her hands and spits out his romance explosion

i just gave that broad the angry seal and im pretty sure she has a fist print on her stomach!

See romance explosion, blow my load, cum shot, butt cut


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