What is Angry Seal?
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A sexual act where when a male is having sex with a female on the beach, pulls out, rubs his member in the sand, and then slides it back into her vagina.
I gave that ho an angry seal and she loved it
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When a girl gives a guy a blowjob and swallows his load.... then he proceeds to punch her in the stomach.... where she then yelps like a seal claps her hands and spits out his romance explosion
i just gave that broad the angry seal and im pretty sure she has a fist print on her stomach!
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The act of baiting yourself into an alien abduction, pretending to be asleep on the operating table, then gouging a big black eye out wi..
