What is Angry Super Monkey Balls?


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A Feminist response to all the sick perverted shit that men do to women during sexual intercourse.

It begins when a woman's male sexual partner tries to convince her to shave her pubic hair. The woman does it, but saves her pubes, and during sexual intercourse--preferably directly after her male sexual partner has attained orgasm--she takes her shaved pubes in one hand and grabs his balls as hard as she can. If there is come anywhere around the testicles, the hair might stick, giving the male Super hairy "monkey balls". Glue may be used, if the woman is in doubt as to how much the hair will stick.

Girl 1: "My pedophile ex-boyfriend tried to get me to shave my pubes, so I gave him the ol' 'Angry Super Monkey Balls' routine!

Girl 2: "Ha ha. Nice."

See balls, feminism, pubic hair, sex, awesome, Sylvia Plath


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