What is Angry Wank?
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Wanking while furiously angry usually highly aggressively and to the detriment of everyone else on the bus. Mostly over an ex girlfriend/boyfriend who has cheated on you or given you an STD, which when combined with your sweat, blood and tears adds a delightful burning sensation. Can lead to serious erosion of the penis, which in turn can cause Wankers callous,
Dude, i was thinking about marla last night and i had such an angry wank that i left my cock looking like a candle stick holder.
She left her dog here after we broke up so i angry wanked and came blood into its eye.
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