Angsterbate

What is Angsterbate?


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(Ang-ster-beyt)verb, -bated, -bating.

To shamelessly angst over your life and how sad and pathetic it is for the sheer pleasure of it, often resulting in verbal or emotional climax.

"Man, last night I angsterbated. It felt soooo good."

"And she wouldn't stop angsterbating! Talk about verbal climax all over the keyboard!"

"Yep. I do angsterbate. Don't you?"

See angst, masturbate, emo, life, pathetic


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