What is Animal Crack?
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Addict's term for the video game "Animal Crossing" or its sequel, "Animal Crossing: Wild World".
Derived from the compulsion to dedicate inordinate amounts of time to one or more of the game's voluntary missions: making friends, writing them letters and sending them ugly clothes, expanding your house, paying off your mortgage and expanding your house again, collecting all the furniture in a set, fishing, donating fossils to the museum, building a second town, planting fruit trees, getting iglooed, hitting unwanted neighbors with a butterfly net...
Mel: Gotta play Animal Crack. Haven't seen the exotic bed yet.
Robb: Or, you could go to work.
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A frozen beard, vaguely shaped like a sex toy, and smeared with fecal matter. You then use the beard like an accommodater dildo while p..
