Animal Lover

What is Animal Lover?


1.

One who takes into account the desires of all animals before that of the homo sapian race. Usually an animal lover will not wear rubbers or any other sort of protection, leaving them prone to many forms of sextually transmitted diseases. Most animal lovers will fornicate their fellow house mates such as dogs, cats, and sometimes even porcupines, leaving the lover of the animal in all sorts of pain.

Ex. 1

Bill: "Dude i just fucked my dog and i really enjoyed it"

Bill's mentally unstable friend: "Your a straight up animal lover dude"

Ex. 2

"I am such an animal lover that i banged my pet porcupine and now i cannot stop bleeding!!"

See animal, lover, sex, dogs, cats, pigs


74

Random Words:

1. the act of having anal sex with a blow job. That bitch gave me a salty salamander last night, I won't ever kiss her again. See an..
1. when you rub peanutbutter all over your clit and let brandy and shamrock lick it off its ok because its your dog 2. 1. A device to ci..
1. an ultra smart fella with a liking to puzzles QuikSand's puzzle is difficult to complete. See Booty Call 2. A computer program ..