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A tissue-cum mixture created by masturbation.
I have a tissue shortage because Tim made a kleenex baby in my bathroom!
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Sexy girl who knows how to work itn make you fall for her with just one look. You want to keep her. Best wifey usually dates mikes. plum..
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A cheap brand of clothing, generally the poor mans Ed Hardy.
"Man that Ed Hardy shirt's $150! I'll just go get that Brad..