Anita

What is Anita?


1.

The most perfect girl in the universe. Shes funny smart beautiful and the coolest and most amazing girl you'll ever meet. If you are ever lucky enough to date one you should never let her go. The reason being that that they are very rare and one of a kind. Side effects of being near her include uncontrollable happiness a distinct feeling of being unworthy and or undeserving of her company and a disbelief that someone this amazing could even exist.

man 1: dude i'm dating Anita

man 2: you lucky son of a bitch

man 1: damn straight

See beautiful, smart, funny, cool, amazing

2.

1)Derives from the Hebrew Hannah meaning "grace" or "graceful." Second most popular feminine Italian name due to its religious origin.

taken from About

2)Most amazing person in the whole world. Bright, humble, beautiful, sweet but most of all, just cool. xP

Ani's (aka Anita) sooooooooooooooooooo flipping cool!!!!!

See anita, cool, grace, graceful, name, beautiful

3.

Anita is a modern Bulgarian goddess of beauty. She is the sexiest girl in the whole world. Her hometown is Vratsa . She is sleeping with one boy (that’s me!!!!) And they will be together for ever. She is hot, smart, clever, intelligent, nice, cute, funny and all mine!!!

You are my stud horse!

FZ!

I love you with all my heart!

Anita you are the purpose of my live!

See girls, anita, sexy, bulgaria, vratsa

4.

The village bicycle. A complicated enigma, she manages to be a prude and a tease at the same time.

aka flippin' hot!!!

I rode Anita to the town square last night!

See anita, enigma, village bicycle, freud, penis envy, hottie

5.

- a crazy lady of indian decent

- has an obsession with cleaning; therefore makes others clean and tries to trick them into liking it, calling them mere chores. may clean on her own, but only if she absolutely has to

- believes in the religion known as "DOUG"

-doesn't care about what anyone has to say, unless its DOUG

- can never be wrong; may argue for hours just to not sound dumb, even though she sounds dumb no matter what

- very clueless; cant take a hint

- enjoys picking on poor little hondurans

- loves making people's lives horrible

- hated by her whole family

- very afraid of the grim reaper (actually sweats it)

- does not know how to end a conversation; often talking to herself without knowing because nobody listens to her

- never makes any sense at all; can never make up her mind

- eats dinner at 4 PM

- acts very fake around friends or others outside the family; pretends to be a nice and normal person

- nobody enjoys her company; always avoided

- drives a cursed mitsubishi SUV; dented up due to years of road rage

- often referred to as the devil

1 "hey how was yer morning?"

"Anita was home."

"ohhh, im sorry :/ "

2) "why dont u want to come home?"

"Anitas home."

"ohhh, im sorry :/ "

3) " how's life?"

"Im living with anita."

"ohhhh, im sorry :/ "

4) " hey man, i feel so goood right now, i dont think ive ever been this happy! :D "

"why, what happened? "

"Anita just left! <3 "

5) "i live on a strict schedule:

-wake up at 11ish (when anita leaves to a meeting)

-leave before 1 (when anita gets back from the meeting)

- come home at 11 (when anita is sleeping) "

See master, chores, crazy, hesh, freak, stay up

6.

noun:

1. Quick pronunciation of "I need to" or "I needa'"

2. A whore that only works on Thursdays.

3. A person of older age who has failed at life.

4. A contridiction

1. "Anita piss!"

2. "Oh, theres that Anita on the corner again"

3. "You can tell that Anita has failed at life"

4. Anita not need to.

See anita, sex, charles, george, rhino, jessica


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