Ankle Spanker

What is Ankle Spanker?


1.

An extremely long penis that often collides with the ankles. Often too long for sexual pleasure. Mainly used as a large fleshy whip for those who like it rough.

Ow! You're not stepping on my toes. That's my ankle spanker!

2.

A man who owns a very large penis.

Or has very short legs and an average sized penis

Mini-me is the owner of an ankle spanker!

3.

An ankle spanker is a huge penis that, when hard, could possibly rip open a horse. Often steped on by the owners friends.

Brittney!! Get off my ankle spanker!

See Linda

4.

a dick,sausage,p-dog,talliwacker,purple helmet orior

thats a big ankle spanker you got there.

5.

a huge penis...so huge it spanks ur ankle

wow ur hung like a mule, u have an ankle spanker

See rodney


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