What is Ankle Spanker?
1.
An extremely long penis that often collides with the ankles. Often too long for sexual pleasure. Mainly used as a large fleshy whip for those who like it rough.
Ow! You're not stepping on my toes. That's my ankle spanker!
2.
A man who owns a very large penis.
Or has very short legs and an average sized penis
Mini-me is the owner of an ankle spanker!
3.
An ankle spanker is a huge penis that, when hard, could possibly rip open a horse. Often steped on by the owners friends.
Brittney!! Get off my ankle spanker!
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4.
a dick,sausage,p-dog,talliwacker,purple helmet orior
thats a big ankle spanker you got there.
5.
a huge penis...so huge it spanks ur ankle
wow ur hung like a mule, u have an ankle spanker
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