Ankles-to-ears

What is Ankles-to-ears?


1.

The position in which a horny woman may be found awaiting coitus.

Q. What did the blond put behind her ears to attract a man?

A. Her ankles!

2.

A man both attractive and charming enough to make even a lady forgo all preliminaries and just have sex.

James Purefoy and Johnny Depp are real ankles-to-ears guys as far as I'm concerned.


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