What is Ankles-to-ears?
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The position in which a horny woman may be found awaiting coitus.
Q. What did the blond put behind her ears to attract a man?
A. Her ankles!
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A man both attractive and charming enough to make even a lady forgo all preliminaries and just have sex.
James Purefoy and Johnny Depp are real ankles-to-ears guys as far as I'm concerned.
Random Words:
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A perpetrator of Ultimate Sad Acts.
An Ultimate Sad Act or USA (yes, I note the satiric possibilities of this happy acronymic accident)..
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An expression of disdain over the shrinking of one's wool jumper.
"Come on to fuck Emma, you shrunk my jumper again!"
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