What is Ankles-to-ears?
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The position in which a horny woman may be found awaiting coitus.
Q. What did the blond put behind her ears to attract a man?
A. Her ankles!
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A man both attractive and charming enough to make even a lady forgo all preliminaries and just have sex.
James Purefoy and Johnny Depp are real ankles-to-ears guys as far as I'm concerned.
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a story with no reason for telling; a EXTREMELY pointless story that goes on for hours.
person 1: today, i went to dance.. and i danced..
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what black santa says b4 he breaks into your house to steal your toys/wife.
Black Santa: ho ho ho mofo i gots your wife!
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