What is Ankles-to-ears?
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The position in which a horny woman may be found awaiting coitus.
Q. What did the blond put behind her ears to attract a man?
A. Her ankles!
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A man both attractive and charming enough to make even a lady forgo all preliminaries and just have sex.
James Purefoy and Johnny Depp are real ankles-to-ears guys as far as I'm concerned.
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A woman who detaches her head from her body so the body can commit promiscuous acts whilst the head can attend major corporate functions..
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When someone's real life drama is so depressing, corny, or overreacting, that you emotionally kill people by telling them about it...
