Ann Coulter Disease

What is Ann Coulter Disease?


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An STD one acquires from having sex with an extremely conservative woman. The first symptom is erectile dysfunction, followed by the extreme desire to impose conservative beliefs on everybody else. The only known cure is to have sex with a gay satanist.

Girl: You cheated on me with that conservative bitch next door, and now I'm pregnant. Guess I should go and get an abortion before I leave you.

Guy: No! I refuse! Abortions are the unholy work of the liberals!

Girl: I think you need to see a doctor.

Doctor: Well, there's no doubt about it. Your boyfriend has Ann Coulter Disease.

Girl: Is he going to be okay?

Doctor: Go find a gay satanist for him to have sex with, and he'll be just fine. Now let's get you an abortion.

See bitch, whore, sex, disease, abortion


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