What is Anna Nicole Smith?
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A voluptuous blonde pill-popping trainwreck who has her own television special that is about as painful to watch as a colonoscopy. A former Guess? model.
Is that Anna Nicole Smith's son? Poor kid, if that was my mom, I'd kick my own ass.
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well she is a dead person.
Anna Nicole Smith is dead.
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Anna Nichole Smith sure is putting that old man's hard-earned money to some use. Holding lavish parties and squandering it on useless shit while the real inheritors shake their heads with shame.
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A dumb but cute bisexual hick from Texas who got pregnant by the age of 16 or so, became a stripper then married a rich old guy (who passed away)... she became depressed over the fact that she wouldn't be inheriting the old dudes money, started comfort eating, and eventually became a pill popping, obese slut.
However she decieded she wanted to get laid, so she became a spokeswoman for a diet pill company which secretly put her through several plastic surgeries for her to lose all that lard. Now is skinny, became a model and is semi-retarded from all the drugs she has taken.
I think I speak for the rest of the world when I say: I pity her son and wish him the best...
Like my boddddy? Trim Spa baby! *cheesy smile*
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what is that a Cow on valium?
oh it's Anna Nicole Smith
mooooooooooo moooooooooo mooooooooooooo
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Code word for Xanax.
Dude, stop calling my
celly asking me for Xanax! Don't you know the fucking pigs are tapping my phone? Next time, just say you need to hang out with anna nicole smith, ya doofus. Save that overly obvious telephone terminology for when you're calling asketch pad .
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What happens to a stripper when they graduate.
Anna Nicole Smith will pay a bro fo sho my fellow black emporer.
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