What is Anna Wintour?
1.
Editor of the American version of
Anna Wintour made her staff take down all the holiday decorations that they worked hard to set up.
Did you see the picture of Anna Wintour getting pelted by
peta supporters? It was in the middle of the frickin summer.
See
2.
Anna Wintour is a shriveled, little woman who put herself into power of the American Vogue magazine. Known for her severe bob-cut as well as her severe attitude towards anything and everything besides herself, she is the inspiration for the best selling novle, "The Devil Wears Pradda."
Boasting a skelital size zero, Anna Wintour despizes anyone who's over a size 4, doesn't wear 6 inch stilettos or doesn't agree with her skewered sense of fashion/beauty, including, but not limmited to, copious ammounts of furs and animal skins, rediculously high-heeled shoes and starved, shrunken models who look like they've been on a week long cocaine binge.
Person #1: did you see that Anna Wintour woman get pelted with a tofu pie? She deserves it for being such a bitch, don't you think?
Person #2: who the hell is Anna Wintour?
See
3.
Editor in chief of American Vogue. She always wears a bob and sunglasses. Often photographed at worthy runway shows. She poops icicles.
Anna Wintour sleeps upside down in a cave like a bat.
See