Annapolis

What is Annapolis?


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Despite the common misconception that it is Baltimore, Annapolis is Maryland's capital city and one of its pride and joys. Regarded as the sailing capital of the world, Annapolis is a city near the mouth of the Severn River. The water way that comes into downtown is the famous Ego Alley, home to a lot of very expensive motorboats but a shockingly less number of compitent boaters. Remembered largely for its brick streets and many old colonial buildings, Annapolis is a modern city that remembers its past. Housing in the city is extremely expensive, as the land value is very high. Like any Maryland water city it loves its crabs but unlike Baltimore, crabs refers only to the sea creature. Also (and most notably) Annapolis is home to the famous United State Naval Academy. The uniformed 'mids' are often founds walking the streets. Oddly and almost comically, just up the streets is St. John's college: the ultimate liberal arts school whose entire curriculum consists only of the 200 'great' books. The 'johnnies' contrasts the mids with long hair, beards, tye dye shirts, and lack of shoes. Once a year, the two colleges compete in a croquet tournament. People wise, Annapolis tends to attract the preppier Marylanders as spotting people who don't own at least one Ralph Lauren Polo is rare. Parking is hell on Earth.

All in all, a great city. One of the greatest in the world.

I want some crabs and no way am I going to drive around for 45 minutes looking for a parking space- lower the boatlift and start the engine! We're going to Annapolis!

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Perhaps the classiest of preppy hometowns. Big homes with rolling lawns, or even better, no lawn in the historic district, are arguably the most coveted properties on the east coast. Kids are raised with a crab net in one hand and a lax stick in the other. Best of all, only the insiders know about Annapolis and it's prestige can only be realized through the insider's reaction. If a kid reveals he's from annapolis, check your friends' reactions. Someone is bound to know just how priveledged he is. And if you dont, well maybe you should. But we don't like to brag, thats not how its done in the south.

frat boy #1: who's that girl shotgunning beers

frat boy #2: what

frat boy #1: the hot one, in the polo

frat boy #2: oh some laxer, I heard she's from Annapolis.

frat boy #1: Damn.

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We're surrounded by water, snobby "parkies", and catholic school kids, crabs and beer are our diet, we wear flip-flops year round( yes even in the snow), we know what Ego-Alley is, we know that we could go downtown to ACME in high school and get served no questions asked, we know about Hellish Commisioning Week, and we can spot a Midshipmen a mile away out of his uniform, we know about traffic, and we love to travel by boat, we know that the best crabs in Naptown come from Jimmy Cantlers. We are collar poppin, khaki, and rainbow wearin beach bums.If you don't know someone directly, you know them through a good friend. Naptown is not small but it's not big..... we are what we are.

This is our Ode to Annapolis

Annapolis is simply AMAZING.

See naptown, nap, baltimore

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Pretty much the best city I've ever been to. Home to the best of everything such as restaurants, bars, crabs, and ice cream. If you're not 21 just go to Storm Brothers Ice Cream Factory and don't be in such a hurry to need a DD. Also, there is a lot of sight-seeing with the historic buildings and stuff (and also Mids are nice to look at). If you're a real local parking is a breeze because you didn't forget how to parallel park the minute you passed your driving test. Or just park in the garage, it's like the cheapest public parking ever. I mean, $1 an hour and the first one's free!

Girl #1: Hey do you want to go to Annapolis after work?

Girl #2: Yeah let's get ice cream and look at the Mids.

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amazing. if you want a smoke ride when youre in annapolis, you go to davidsonville or bay ridge. if youre into the booze, well youre going to robinwood or probably your parents who love to buy you and your friends alcohol. if its up the nostril, you know plenty of kids from st marys who will oblige. always shroom in quiet waters park. always go to crown for the freshest blunts. two dollars says you drive an explorer or a jeep cherokee. lax RULES, even if you quit in high school. lowrys gas sales on sunday and wednesday. you play the lottery for beer money but when you lose youre like FUCK mom can i have 20$? its life.

braaaa.....lets go to robinwood to get some cheap vodka...

no man, lets just go to severna park to steal some of theirs

oh yea, good call. is (whoever) from st marys gonna be there? i want to blow. are we still in annapolis?

yea man, lets go to the atm so you can take out money.

na, we can just go home and get some cash from my mom.

oh good call. we can get some free dinner too. AWESOME!!!

See amazing, maryland, crabs, stds, blunts, weed, John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith

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a small town with water all around. there are many rival highschools that party in this area for the kids are rich and the beer is cheep. most boozing tends to happen in either the highschool parking lot or the annapolis mall parking lot, then after pregaming it, its time to find the nearest rich kid whos parents are gone, get a couple kegs and sure enough four hundred people and the cops show up. dont forget the crabs and boating

the time brooks got a house and everyone took advantage of him and partied there a lot

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"A drinking town with a sailing problem."

Home of The United States Naval Academy, AKA hot mids. We wear flip-flops year-round, and khakis and a nice shirt is considered "dressed up." Everything is laid-back and casual, rednecks aren't welcome, and we eat everything with Old Bay. We love to make fun of Plebes and tourists. Everyone knows that the movie "Annapolis" was totally fake. Broadneck can kick Severna Park's ass any day. Beer pong is a must. If you don't play lax in middle and high school, you might as well turn around and go back to wherever you came from. I bet you half your school will get early dismissal when the Blue Angels fly. You are nobody if the guy at Bay 50 doesn't know your name. We love O'Laughlin's and Starbucks. The mall is our second home. You can find most of the town at Battle Of The Bands. First Night is a MUST.

We dress like preps, jocks, or gangsters, but usually a combination of all three.

We like our guys hot and our beer cold.

I'm from Annapolis; you name it, I'm better at it than you.

Annapolis, AKA Naptown, is in Anne Arundel County. It has a comfortable balance of preps and gangsters. Historic Annapolis has a lovely collection of coveted waterfront properties, as well as a ghetto. Annapolis is within 40 minutes of Baltimore, DC, PG County, and Maryland's Eastern Shore(but who the fuck would ever want to go THERE?).

The Annapolis Mall is gangsterrr, especially on Friday and Saturday nights.

THE PREPPY SiDE

Most preps reside in Severna Parkand are known as "parkies." Everyone from Mago Vista to the Broadneck Peninsula hates them and knows they're stuck up as hell. Severna Park High School is considered to be "the good school." They're snobby about everything...academics, sports, band...you name it! But they really suck!! Severna Park is not in Annapolis! It's in Arnold. But Parkies think they live in Naptown.

THE BR0ADNECK PENiNSULA

Starts where AAC starts (at Sandy Point, when you come over the Bay Bridge) and ends around Mago Vista. A mix of people. Everyone was happy when Melvin was found (2006)! People walk to Graul's in their PJs, and kids in Revell Downs (home!) are always up in the 7/11. Breakneck is the local band. Most Broadneck Peninsula kids go to Severn or Fagothy Middle, then onto Broadneck High. The girls are hot and the guys are chill at Broadneck. It is THE place to be.

PS. Note to all PG County dumbasses who come to Sandy Point to swim: IT IS NOT A BEACH. YOU CAN'T SWIM THERE. Idiots.

PSS. Note to all tourists who keep driving through on College Parkway to get to the toll booths: YOU CAN'T COME THIS WAY. TAKE 50. Retarrrds.

HiST0RiC ANNAP0LiS

A swarm of hot mids and clueless tourists holding ice cream cones. Downtown Annapolis is amazing ...always sunny and gorgeous during the summer. There is an unlimited supply of coffee shops and ice cream stores. It's fun to go watch random peoples' weddings.

Ghettos include, but are not limited to: RobinWood, Bywater I && II, Clay Street, Presidents Street, and some parts of Browns Woods. The Annapolis High School district has the ghettoest schools in AAC, so be prepared!

PS. Note to tourists: PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE DUCKS. And fanny packs aren't cool anymore (were they ever?)

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Annapolis is amazing.

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