What is Anne?
1.
An attractive and classy young woman who lives up to the simple beauty of her name.
Boy #1: How come you didn't take that hot chick home with you last night to bang?
Boy #2: No man, Anne isn't like that. You just don't dick around with girls like her.
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2.
A tall young lady with hair that changes color on a regular basis. Whenever she sees something slightly amusing, she bursts into convulsions of laughter that involve her shaking like she's about to explode, stamping her feet on the floor and pointing to the thing that she finds so hilarious. You can find Ann in her natural habitat, where she will be in a booth usually surrounded by people. You can pick her out of the crowd with her signature catchphrase "fuck my life". But when you get too close you are in danger of her throwing things such as World History textbooks at you or using umbrellas to forcefully hit you in various uncomfortable places, although most times she will simply sprawl across you and decide that moving would simply take too much work. The Anne, though, is a very kind and loving creature, with an impeccable sense of finding fun and adventure, and most who meet her love her to death, and I am no exception.
whoa look theres anne!
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3.
noun: Someone who goes into the pool with his/her clothes on and flounders about due to an inability to swim.
Person A: Dude what the hell is that guy doing drowning with his clothes on?
Person B: Oh, don't mind him. He's such an anne.
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4.
to take a shortcut or shorter route on the way to a destination.
I took an anne on the way to the mall yesterday.
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5.
A name in which you are very unfortunate to have if you are under the age of 50.
dont go to sleep without your bedpan tonight anne
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