Anne Of Cleves Nose

What is Anne Of Cleves Nose?


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A nose that looks long and thin from the front but bumpy and huge from the side. Comes from Henry VIII's reaction when he saw his future wife Anne of Cleves' large proboscus in flesh for the first time, after having seen a "portrait" of her where she had a very cute one. He ended up hating it so much he created his own church so he could divorce her. They stayed friends, but to this day an Anne of Cleves nose will cause it's owner to lean towards plastic surgery.

OhmyGod I have the worst Anne of Cleves nose, so that cute lifeguard can only see me from the front, ok?

See nose, surgery, unattractive, bumpy

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A nose that looks long and thin from the front but bumpy and huge from the side. Comes from Henry VIII's reaction when he saw his future wife Anne of Cleves' large proboscus in flesh for the first time, after having seen a "portrait" of her where she had a very cute one. He ended up hating it so much he created his own church so he could divorce her. They stayed friends, but to this day an Anne of Cleves nose will cause it's owner to lean towards plastic surgery.

I have the worst Anne of Cleves nose, so cute boys can only see me from the front.

See nose, plastic surgery


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