What is Anne Rice?
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Author of The Vampire Chronicles, The Mayfair Witches and many other books. A modern literature legend.
Yes, I am an Anne Rice fan.
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A money-hungry bitch that doesn't give a damn about her fanbase.
"Money, money, money....MONEY!!!!!!"-Anne Rice
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An author. She wrote The Vampire Chronicles, The Mayfair Witches and so on and so forth.
She's often perceived as a goth/teen angst writer by the uneducated. There is nothing necessarily "goth" about her.
Her Characters usually are bisexual. Her characters feel a love for both sexes. She went back to Catholicism after her husband, Stan Rice (Poet)died of cancer. She's been writing books about the life and journey of Jesus Christ, and she's vowed never to return to writing books worth reading.
Idiot: Whatcha reading?
Me: Blood and Gold, by Anne Rice
Idiot: OH EM GEE1!1111 GOTH!
Me: **** you.
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alliteration put to death; a disastrous author with no sense of true writing; crap on a stick smeared upon paper and sold without regard for who cares to read it (no one).
Anne Rice is a devilishly decadent disaster with deceitful drek dribbled from dismembered digits dropping death upon paper
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Tolkien for whiny goth teenagers.
Life is unfair, I want to die....whhhaaaaaa.
Oh well, I guess I'll read some Anne Rice.
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