What is Annoying Children?
1.
Little fuckers who spend every minute of their childhood outside of their home generally being loud, annoying and disrespectful to everybody else in the neighborhood because their parents are either:
A - Too lazy to teach the little wankers respect
or
B - Too busy believing their children are perfect little angels who never bother anyone and are loved by all, unaware of the fact that everybody within 2 miles hates the little fucks and wishes that they would get hit by a car and bring peace to the area.
Kid 1: OMG let's ride a bike around in a circle 2583 times and scream at the top of our voices!
Kid 2: AAAHHHHAQHAAAHAHAHAHAHAAA
Kid 3: WOOO YEAH OMGWTFLOL
Kid 1: AHHHAHDHFHFHSDH
Somebody who is civil enough to not disturb everything within a 2 miles radius:
I wish I could just go outside and tell them annoying children to shut their fucking mouths, but if I did everybody would be all like 'OMG HOW MEAN THEY'RE JUST KIDS HAVING FUN WAH WAH WAH, despite the fact that they feel exactly the same as me.
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