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When a long distance lorry driver paints his nails, looks in his wing mirror, and wanks himself off. (it looks like champagne, but it&a..
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Every mans fantasy consist of 1 set of Billy Banana Balls, 1 Cricket Bat, 4 pounds of blue cheese, 1 cellphone on vibrate, 6 pouches of ..
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When a cat kneads/massages your neck/back/boobs,or any other part of your body, while purring, and kissing/sucking on your ears/eyes ect..
