What is Anon?
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(1) Anon. : Abbreviation of the word anonymous.
(2) anon : Archaic english word meaning 'soon, presently'.
(3) anon : Archaic english word meaning 'later, after a while,' contradicting (2).
(4) Anon : A registered member of The Sect of Homokaasu and participator in The Kill Everyone Project (TKEP).
(1) "As their number dwindled down from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect Hungry." -- Anon.
(2) "Come, anon!"
(3) See (2)
(4) "Anon's click is the biggest, much bigger than jaraxle's."
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n. Anon or 'non' is an abbreviated form of the word 'Anonymous'. Used to refer to a member or members of the internet-based free speech movement Amonymous.
Anons meet on internet message boards and networking sites to protest and plan pickets educating the public on violations of free speech and other human rights.
Anons are generally seen in masks, sunglassses, and/or other disguises protesting the practices of the Church of Scientology, due to the
Scientologist 1: I heard a bunch of Anons are going to picket the Org. today.
Scientologist 2: On Stat day!?!
Scientologist 1: Yeah. Just a bunch of
SP wogs ...
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Anonymous.
our anon, which art on /b/
hallowed be thy name
thy *chans come:
thy will be done,
on das internets as it is on /b/.
give us this day our daily meme,
and forgive us our trolling,
as we forgive those who troll against us.
and lead us not into cp;
but deliver us from newfaggotry.
for thine is thy 4chan,
the irony, and the stupidity,
for ever and ever.
anon.
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A thing that instead of doing you could do much much more with your life.
Anon is an organization run by no one and not cared about by anyone accept the people they wrongfully torment.
Look around you right now if you are in a public area, if you are not just think of your friends. Do you see anyone you think is part of this, could you imagine anyone taking time out of they're busy day to actually look for pron to show to little seven year olds on the computer? If you are anon then look at yourself, couldn't you be doing something better with your time? Like satisfying a lover for example.
So to sum up, anon is a joke, and the best part is, anyone can be anon, but you can easly quit because you have no pride to loose. Nobody knows you so you didn't ruin your reputation or now have one as a quitter, you can pretend like it never happend.
Now though I may get comments slandering my post or sanding threats, such is another part of anon. They take the internet way to seriously, but act childish at the same time. They ruin lives right from their computer, for no friggin' reason.
Did you see that anon video on youtube?
No, I have a life.
Oh.
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Early English term for "Soon."
I will return anon...
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(N.) Ja Rule sucking faggot who wishes he starred in "Half Past Dead" (clever name for Ja's career) Just for the prison scenes.
My name is Anon, and I love Ja Rule. If only he would rape me! Ooh, jeffrey!
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a crackhead that has absolutely no idea where he/she is headed in life so they tend to pick on people for no appearant reason.
Jimmy, stop being such an anon, do something with your life and stop being jealous of ninoska!
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