What is Anoraknophobia?
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where the person suffering said disease is uncontrollably scared of anoraks and other H20-stopping garments, such as the most commonly feared 'umbrella', or 'brolly' for short
Person 1:"Dude! Why aren't you wearing a coat?"
Person 2:"I got Anoraknophobia, and im shit scared of bollies"
Person 1:"Oh, Ok. U wanna get pizza?"
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