Anstey

What is Anstey?


1.

A village/town on the outskirts of leicester, parts of which are known as ghettos despite the mostly white inhabitants. best known for youth gang violence and class A drug dealing particularly cocaine.

famous for being the birthplace of Jonathon Stratton - the investment banker who tried to steal $800,000,000 from the US government.

Rothley Inhabitant 1 - Excuse me, have you been Anstey lately?

Rothley Inhabitant 2 - Goodness gracious no! the last time i visited that place a man tried to sell me heroin and i was mugged by a group of small children.

Rothley In habitant 1 - Oh dear, the last time i visited children stole the wheels off my car - whilst i was driving it!

Anstey Inhabitant - LE7 BLOCK WOT? RUN OR DIE BITCHES *BANG BANG BANG* ANSTEY MASSIVE! WELCOME TO THE SLUMMMMMZ!!! THUG LIFE

See anstey, leicester, ghetto, tramps, scum

2.

A small place with loads of scum bags livin there. probably the worst place in leicestershire not in the city. Mostly made up of lots of small council estates of ages varying from post war pre-fab houses to new estates and lots of flats.

unlike the rest of the non-urban areas most of the crimes are commited by older 'thugs' and gang members, rather than teenage gangsters, although the kids are as vicious as the adults.

non-anstey resident. are you from anstey?

anstey resident. yes

non-anstey resident. scum bag.

anstey resident. DIE!

anstey resident pulls out a gun and blasts and blasts until he blasts no-mo'

See anstey, leicester, scum, shotgun, murder


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