What is Ant And Dec?
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Comic Geordie geniuses to rival the greats (ie The Chuckle Brothers) and the saviours of British TV between 7pm and 8pm on a Saturday. There high brow form of humour and superior acting skills have to be seen to be believed. Their finest moment possibly being the bit in Byker Grove where the little one is shagging the one with the big foreheads bird in front of him and big-fod can't see a thing 'cos he's blind.
And this years celebrity marriage award goes to Ant and Dec
Random Words:
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a funnier way of saying an explicit term when you are pissed
"My phone broke when it fell down the stairs, oh crappydoodles!!"..
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When a cat and a squirrel get into a fight.
"Did you hear that scurfuffle last night? I thought your cat was going to get his ass ..