What is Ant And Dec?
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Comic Geordie geniuses to rival the greats (ie The Chuckle Brothers) and the saviours of British TV between 7pm and 8pm on a Saturday. There high brow form of humour and superior acting skills have to be seen to be believed. Their finest moment possibly being the bit in Byker Grove where the little one is shagging the one with the big foreheads bird in front of him and big-fod can't see a thing 'cos he's blind.
And this years celebrity marriage award goes to Ant and Dec
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Originaly the sound Sophie made when she realised that it was windy and wet. (She is now called DYING HORN!)
Whwn a car needs its horn ..
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This is when you wake up not only with bad breath but worse, with an icky film on your teeth.
I can guarantee you that he woke up with ..
