Ant Penis

What is Ant Penis?


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A really tiny penis that can fully complete a cock pushup.

Joe: Check out my ant penis. *pulls down pants*

Jon: Dude its so tiny but look at it go!

Joe: Heck yes! wana see me do a cock pushup!

Jon: MORE THEN EVER!

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