What is Antelope?
1.
Sexual position where the male mounts the female in a "piggyback" fashion and inserts himself into the "out" hole.
John and Sally were doing the antelope in the shower.
2.
The antelope is a cunning beast. Most noted for its careful preening. This includes rigorous tooth-cleaning rituals lasting up to 15 minutes, 17 times a day. It is always wise to allow extra time for an antelope to prepare before setting out on any venture.
Antelopes have close-knit family groups. A male fawn will often not leave the care of it's mother until very late in life, and as such will be provided with half-cups of grape juice until it's late 20s. The sister and attorney general of the antelope will often lighten the load on the wallet by removing the contents and exchanging them for piercings or crack.
The dining habits of the antelope are of most interest to zoologists and pursuers of etiquette alike. An antelope may take up to 4 hours to consume one average sized meal. This is largely due to the ritual of folding ones arms between mouthfuls. Cutlery must be placed on the eating surface during this time lest it be absorbed into the skin as mastication takes longer than any other species.
Antelopes are notorious critters in that they never give a straight answer. Communication with other species such as the Panther or the Cat is often tiresome for the aforementioned beasts due to the native mumble of the antelope.
Antelopes are at best ‘fell’, adept at scorn, and in general enjoy the surroundings afforded by many stringed instruments, which they are able to manipulate surprisingly well despite their cloven-hooves. Such dexterity is rarely seen elsewhere in nature, except when the antelope uses his trowel like palms to scoop precious methamphetamine into the sink.
Antelopes are native maldoners.
See
3.
A wild, uncontrolled beast that pushes foward with little concern to its surroundings.
You've got to run like an antelope; out of control.
4.
When an ant climbs down a ladder to get into her boyfriend's car.
I saw an antelope in my yard.
See
5.
n. A vicious hunter of the plains. Travels in groups. Has a hatred of red roses.
"I was trampled by antelope!"
See
