What is Anthony Cardenas?
1.
The most amazing, studicious, mofo-sexy-crazy-you-know-you-want-to-bang- type of person. Also refereed to as the Sexinator. Most known for his crazy awesome sex moves that he learned in China, because he feeds on Vagina. He is a bed rocker, loves his women, and has his hoes tied on a leash, and likes going to the beach. He has crazy mofo sexylicious hair. He's known as, Stud Dude, MC Vagina, The Sexinator, The Sex Machine, The Sex God, Sex Hunk, Hunk Of Sex, The Ultimate Banger, The Flinstones Bed Rocker, The Spiderman Of Cum Shooting, The Incredible Hulk of slamming vagina, The Superman of enormous cock, The Flash of getting ladies clothing off, The Wolverine To The Balls, The Silver Surfer to Riding Ladies, The Iron Man Of Stiffys, The Batman To Sex In The Dark, The Magneto Of Attracting Vagina, The Powerpuff to Slamming Muff.
Overall,
he's a sexy beast.
Girl 1 : I want to do Anthony so badly.
Girl 2 : I know, he's such a sexinator.
Girl 3 : My friend said she touched his hair.
Girl 4 : Oh my god I think I know who you are talking about.
Girl 5 : Yeah that's me.
Anthony Cardenas : Hey Ladies.
All Girls : -gaps and faint-
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