What is Anthropomorroombism?
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Disorder involving irrational emotional attachment to your Roomba as a family pet.
One feels bad for the Roomba in a trapped location. Feels the need to reassure. This real life attachment to a vacuum is referred to as AnthropomorRoombism.
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