Anti-boner

What is Anti-boner?


1.

The body's reaction to something so unarousing that the penis shrinks back into the body, as to move away from the thing. Usually accompanied by disgust and/or shock, usually caused by nuns in spandex.

That chick gives me anti-boners.

See boner, nuns, your mom

2.

1. The act of stopping a male erection dead in its tracks.

2. Any event so shocking it causes a boner to instantly die

3. Used to describe the ugliest of women

"I was so drunk I almost fucked Joknisha last night, but even alcohol couldn't mask the smell of that vag."

"Ahhhh, that shit is the anti-boner"

"I heard horse faced Gina started to grow a mustache."

"That girls smile is the anti-boner."

"The other day I was making out with my girlfriend, and her grandma walked in with her top off... instant anti-boner for life."

See anti, boner, elderly, horse face, tuna vag


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