Anti-burns

What is Anti-burns?


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The term used to describe the disastrous situation when a man is robbed of his sideburns. They are not only completely shaved off up to the ear but actually above the ear. This horrific look has snuck up on many a male who does not specifically tell the barber "I want to keep my sideburns and do not want you to give me anti-burns".

The anti-burn look is often seen on military personnel (only time that anti-burns are acceptable), offensive linemen, nascar fans, policemen, rednecks, and bull-dikes.

Dude lets get out of here, this Kenny Chesney concert is a sea of tanktop sunburn lines and anti-burns.


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