What is Anti-burns?
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The term used to describe the disastrous situation when a man is robbed of his sideburns. They are not only completely shaved off up to the ear but actually above the ear. This horrific look has snuck up on many a male who does not specifically tell the barber "I want to keep my sideburns and do not want you to give me anti-burns".
The anti-burn look is often seen on military personnel (only time that anti-burns are acceptable), offensive linemen, nascar fans, policemen, rednecks, and bull-dikes.
Dude lets get out of here, this Kenny Chesney concert is a sea of tanktop sunburn lines and anti-burns.
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Immediately after a girl takes a shit, you fuck her in the ass then pull out your hot brown-covered cock and stick it in her mouth.
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