Anticlimax

What is Anticlimax?


1.

An ending that makes you headdesk.

Three racehorses were sitting in a bar bragging to each other about their life accomplishments.

The first horse boasts "I've been in 59 races and I've won 35 of them."

"That's nothing," says the second horse. "I've raced 97 times, and I've won 78 of them!"

The third horse joins in: "Well, I've raced 122 times and I've won 102!"

Just then, the horses hear a voice say, "I've got you all beat!"

The horses look down and see a greyhound.

"I've raced over 200 times, and I have NEVER lost!"

The horses look at the dog in amazement.

One of them says "How about that! A talking dog!"

2.

Ineffective end to anything that has suggested a climax.

"When I clicked on 'Anticlimax' I was expecting something smutty. It was a real anticlimax to find a sensible definition."

See zippy

3.

Something with a disappointing end.

Reading a exciting book that ends in a really fast and dull way.

Having sex with me.

Friend: "Jennipher is really into you."

You: "Awesome! I've gotta go tell everybody!"

Friend: "No, Jennipher.. with a P and a H, not with an F."

You: "What an anticlimax!"

See anticlimax, anti, climax, disappointing, disappointment


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