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If you're fucking your woman from behind, right as you're about to cum you karate chop the back of her neck to render her unco..
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this has to be done on a female who has a huge bush (a lot of pubic hair). then grab a mouthful of pubes, rip em out, then go rahrahrahr..
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level 2 in the "Levels of Awkward". Mittens are just a little bit more awkward then turtles. I mean, think about it...essent..