Anti-joke

What is Anti-joke?


1.

A joke or riddle-joke that starts like a standard joke or riddle-joke, but then turns out not to be a joke at all. The surprise element thus becoming the joke.

A standard joke turned into Anti-Joke:

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol problem is destroying his family.

Riddle joke turned into Anti-Joke:

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Knock Knock joke turned into Anti-Joke

"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"It's the police. There has been an accident. Your wife is in intensive care"

See joke, funny, humour, jokes, anti-joke

2.

A Joke that's funny because it isn't. Dead baby jokes are so rude and politically uncorrect, they can only be funny, thus an Anti-Joke

How do you get a baby in a bowl?

A Blender.

How do you get it out?

Dorritos.


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