What is Antioch?
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city in Califonia, epitome of bay area suburbia with the hang-out highlights being Wal-Mart and a movie theater; often known as the "Yoch"
"Get's get out of the Yoch and do something fun in the city."
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The best suburban city in Contra Costa County, part of the "925" and also known as Yoch and Anti-Yoch. Antioch's dramatic increase of African-American residents from Oakland and San Francisco has led Antioch to be affectionately nicknamed "New Oakland" but all Antioch residents know Antioch is 5,672,489,762,489 times better than Oakland could ever be. Home of Deer Valley High, and another lame high school called Antioch High. The students who attend the middle schools are all sluts and potheads, but Antioch can still get hyphy and be as ridiculous as any other major city. 94531/94509 are it's two zip codes.
Let's chill at the skate park afterschool.
Is that in Antioch?
Duh, across from Deer Valley, nigga.
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A city in California. Many crack whores here dump their babies at the hospitals, intending to give them up for adoption and never seeing them again. They never try to get contact as the kid grows up because they're too fucked in the head with all of the drugs and booze. ANTIoch may seem like a quiet, nice, innocent and lovely little neighborhood, but in reality, it's a hellhole. Drug dealers, prostitution, stealing, violence, all kinds of shit. Fuck this place. Never trust it!
Jennifer's mom was a crack whore from Antioch, California who neglected her as an infant. After she crapped her kid out at the hospital, she left, never seeing her again. Her mom went back to the streets of good ol' Antioch and returned to her drug-dealin,' crack smokin,' one-night-standin,' self! Poor Jenny had to grow up knowing her mother was a druggie slut, so therefore, whenever she thought of Antioch, she immediately pictured a life of drugs, sex and violence.
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AN AMAZING HIGHSCHOOL FOOTBALL TEAM
ANTIOCH SEQUOIT FOOTBALL RULES
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the best highschool football team in the U.S.
ANTIOCH SEQUOIT FOOTBALL RULES
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(Referred to by King Arthur in Monty Python and the Holy Grail) Place of origin, of which the Holy Handgranade was made and obtained until used against the beast guarding the cave (of Kire Bannor) entrance (not just a rabbit).
Sir Galahad: "We have the Holy Handgranade."
King Arthur: "Yes of course, we'll use the Holy Handgranade of Antioch. Brother Maynard, please bring us the Holy Handgranade of Antioch."
::Die es Jesu domine, donne e is requiem::
Brother Maynard: "Armaments, Chapter 2, Verses 9-21"...
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The hardest and most ghetto place in the south. It is the defenition of southern poverty. It is more poor than almost every city in the south except for New Orleans. The most common race there is black.
Haha my friend got shot over a dollar in the morning in Antioch yesterday!
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