Antioch, Il

What is Antioch, Il?


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Antioch a northern town in Illinois. The water comes out of the faucet brown, your neighbor's playing the banjo on his front porch. The lake isn't well... a lake, it's more muck then anything. Bugs are crawling everywhere I mean everywhere inside and outside. The weather is unbearable. The houses are in disrepair. The schools, well they're falling down as we speak. Antioch it's HICKTOWN!

Chicago Citizen:Hey guess what my brother just got back from college!

Antioch, IL. citizen: What? Whats college?

See old, rural, humid, dirty


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