What is Anti-poon?
1.
One who deflects and repels attractive women.
Keep Jesse away form the gang tonight. He's anti-poon. There'll be no action whatsoever.
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2.
A person who repels the poonani because of sheer gayness and un-coolness.
GUY1 ''Hey how did last night go with that girl?''
GUY2 ''Nah it was shit, I was with Sean, he is the anti-poon''
GUY1 ''Damn might have known you wouldn't have gotten any with that benson there''
GUY2 ''You got that right, he needs to change his strategy, or maybe he should just turn gay, it would certainly go better for him than it is just now''
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3.
a person who ruines any chance of scoring with the oposite sex.
wow, i was about to get laid last night and then big jon showed up and was being a total anti-poon
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4.
The unfortunate people who "God" hates so much that potential mates (ie. attractive women) are actually driven away by the utter ugliness and social retardation of such people
Guy 1: Hey man, how did John go with Tracy last night? Did he get any action?
Guy 2: Nah man, that retard is so ugly he is virtually the anti-poon
John: :'(
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5.
Looking and/or acting like a goomba. Having a ridiculous small head on a disproportionately large body.
Hey Josh lets crush some box. O wait we have to babysit that idiot goomba toepp. He is the anti-poon
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6.
a person or persons who scares chicks no matter what.
man jay is such a "anti-poon", i really could of nailed that girl but jay scared her off by just being there.
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7.
a friend or loved one that repels sex for anyone they come in contact with. Female version of cock block
You get laid last night?
Fuck no I went to the bar with anti-poon
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